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When is she supposed to arrive?
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A while ago.
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Cami, why don't you go and
check if she is arriving?
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I haven't seen her.
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Maybe something is wrong.
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No, she is probably talking to
her yoga teacher.
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We'll play later, ok?
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Mom and Dad are leaving for a while
and will be back soon, ok?
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Are you carrying everything?
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Could you help me out?
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Come on, son, please!
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We'll be right back.
Come on, son!
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Come on, Cami.
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Done!
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- Did she give you the voucher?
- Yes.
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It looks good!
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A voucher is a weird gift.
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Yes.
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Even more so for a mother-in-law.
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No, I think we missed it.
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It was in the avenue we just passed by.
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I have no signal here.
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What's written on it?
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Let's see...
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It has the street name at the
intersection, but no...
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Wait...
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What are you looking for?
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- A map, analogic.
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They are tight, huh?
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They are skinny pants,
they are cool now.
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Look!
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Oh no, we have to go back.
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- Why?
- He doesn't have Ramón!
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But Cami does not need Ramón
to sleep anymore.
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Actually I thought he had
thrown it away.
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You don't want to go?
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No, that's not it.
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But Cami pees himself when
he does not sleep at home.
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Again, it's expired.
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No, it's written "30 days
after date of issue"
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but there is no date of issue.
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It is a Christmas voucher.
There are Christmas balls on it.
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But a Christmas illustration does not
entail a date of issue.
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It's March, miss.
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How much for a room?
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I only have Sunset.
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The most expensive...
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It's 2800 pesos per night.
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Do you take credit cards?
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- Are you there?
- Yes!
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- Wow!
- Wow...
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Wow!
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Look, there are several programs.
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What?
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This is "Desire".
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This is "Pleasure".
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This "Sauvage".
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Which one do you like?
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Sauvage?
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Do you want to eat or drink something?
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- Yes.
- Let's see..
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- Champagne?
- No, beer.
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- Ok…
- Yes
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Look, they have consolators!
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- It's not "consolators", love.
- What is it then?
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I don't know... Toys, dildos.
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Dildos?
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- Do you feel it there?
- Yes.
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Massage me...
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- Yes, I am.
- No, like this.
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How do I turn this off?
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There you go.
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Wait, they are tight.
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Sorry, my love, sorry!
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- No more skinny pants.
- Never again.
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- Wait...
- Are you not taking this off?
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Sorry, guys... I'm worried.
The kid pissed himself.
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I can't believe it!
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Don't worry, Mom,
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he pisses himself when he
does not sleep at home.
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He's done it several times,
he's angry.
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He is peeing everywhere:
living room, beedrom.
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This kid needs boundaries.
I don't know what to do.
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I'm putting him on a diaper.
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What? How can she put him
on a diaper?
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He is peeing everywhere.
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But how can she?
What diaper will she use?
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I don't know, she will buy some.
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Bitch! Asshole!
You almost killed me!
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You can't drive!
Asshole!
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It was not on purpose!
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You are not watching the road, asshole!
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Sorry...
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Assholes!
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- Are you ok?
- No.
00:11:00.300 --> 00:11:02.600
What's wrong?
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No, wait...
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- Wait, wait...
- What?
00:12:07.590 --> 00:12:11.000
- No more skinny pants.
- Never again!
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I'm making coffee.
I started to miss you hours ago.
00:12:28.970 --> 00:12:35.700
I've tried to sleep. I've gone over
our history a thousand times
00:12:36.700 --> 00:12:39.020
like always.
00:12:40.270 --> 00:12:47.270
I have a stupid love strategy
in my head
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which will not make me
win the Japan war.
00:13:00.310 --> 00:13:06.310
I never imagined I would find the
strangest Eastern flower
00:13:08.540 --> 00:13:15.740
that proposed a pact that will
not be kept
00:13:16.300 --> 00:13:18.650
like always.
00:13:19.700 --> 00:13:26.240
I have a stupid love strategy
in my head
00:13:28.780 --> 00:13:34.760
which will not make me
win the Japan war.
00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:39.440
Win the war...
00:13:40.120 --> 00:13:44.780
Some dreams will not
come true.
00:13:45.800 --> 00:13:50.700
I look at future pictures
in which you will realize
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the evil you forgot in me.
00:14:02.560 --> 00:14:09.080
It's January 2nd, there is no
football or boxing.
00:14:10.930 --> 00:14:17.240
I watered the plants, I smoked,
I checked the mail a thousand times
00:14:18.490 --> 00:14:20.480
like always.
00:14:21.920 --> 00:14:28.780
I have a stupid love strategy
in my head
00:14:30.810 --> 00:14:37.040
which will not make me
win the Japan war.
00:14:38.290 --> 00:14:42.730
Win the Japan war...
00:14:43.760 --> 00:14:48.450
Win the Japan war...
