Eco-Hack!
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Biologist Tim Shields has watched desert tortoise populations in the Mojave Desert plummet since the 1990s. The latest threat? Ballooning populations of ravens, thanks to increased human activity in the desert. Tired of "taking notes on a quiet catastrophe," Tim quits traditional observational biology in exchange for direct intervention. Building specialized drones, desert rovers, laser cannons, and fake exploding tortoise shells, Tim is waging a technological war on ravens in a last ditch effort to save the species, and prove that innovation, technology, and imagination may be the last hope for saving the planet.
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"Nature documentary filmmaking gets a facelift in a most uniquely entertaining, thought-provoking, and ultimately inspirational way via this wonderfully executed sixteen and a half minute Oscar qualifying short film from the...duo of Josh Izenberg and Brett Marty".
UK Film Review | Chris Buick, Staff Writer
"Nothing short of an inspiring film of ingenuity, tenacity and belief in making a difference."
Bain's Film Reviews | Kyle Bain, Staff Writer
"Eco-Hack is truly brilliant, and I’ve honestly never seen anything like it before."
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"Eco-Hack! took on a little-known story that could one day inspire. . . change in our world."
Film Threat | Josiah Teal, Staff Writer
"Eco-Hack! uses sublime wildlife footage...to drive home the need for change, resulting in a powerful emotional appeal throughout. Eco-Hack! is well made. Izenberg and Marty have a clear vision, and the film will raise awareness of the challenges facing the desert tortoise population."
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Main credits
Izenberg, Josh (film director)
Izenberg, Josh (film producer)
Marty, Brett (film director)
Marty, Brett (film producer)
Other credits
Cinematography, Phil Briggs; editing, Jen Bradwell; Philip Peterson.
Distributor subjects
Conservation; Technology; Endangered Species; The Environment; Ecosystems; Climate ChangeKeywords
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(bird cawing)
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(wind rushing)
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There's that one.
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Let's do the oldest toward you.
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And what about that,
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that's the highest resolution one, right?
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Yeah.
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I mean, this takes significantly longer,
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but it's worth it.
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Mm-hmm.
It's no longer
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basic plastic filament.
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The idea is create a perfect fake tortoise.
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This is sort of what we're aiming for.
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This level of gloss.
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It's a little bit maddening to try to replicate that detail
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but we're getting there, and we can booby trap 'em.
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(moody guitar music)
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I think there's a thing that runs in us
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which is the critic, the critic of our thoughts.
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There's a little voice in there saying, "That's absurd."
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And the little voice in me said, "That's absurd,"
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and I just, I turned to the little voice
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and I said, "Shut up."
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I'm just gonna see where this leads
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because I don't have anything else.
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A raven won't be able to tell the difference.
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I'm trying to keep tortoises from going extinct
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'cause they're being eaten by ravens.
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(pressurized whooshing)
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(drone whirring)
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I almost feel like a SWAT team guy, it's like,
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we just come in with the toolkit and start trying stuff.
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Lasers, terrestrial rovers, drones,
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3D printed fake tortoises,
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and I'm having a hell of a good time.
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These have a spacer built in on both sides.
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Gotcha, to hold it at a distance.
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Exactly.
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You thought this through?
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For once
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Circle back the other way.
(rover whirring)
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(Tim chuckling)
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Conservation biology can be really depressing.
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You're the scientist.
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The objective observer.
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You don't get involved,
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you're just taking notes on the catastrophe.
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And I came to a breaking moment for me, it's just like,
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what the hell is all this knowledge good for
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if I don't do something?
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Here he is.
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Oh, you're a little fart.
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Look at that little guy.
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So gorgeous.
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I can't remember a time when I wasn't in love with reptiles.
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Little dragons.
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When you look at it on the sand, it's just incredible.
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(sparkling ethereal music)
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His shell is beautiful.
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That's a 275 million year old pattern.
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Looking back on my entire youth, time in the classroom,
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it's sort of black and white,
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it's kind of a Wizard of Oz thing,
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but in the field, everything came alive.
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Mojave Desert.
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Hot, dry, and nasty.
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And yet,
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in certain places
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the wonder of tad poles.
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I'm kind of in the middle of this wildlife documentary
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that's unfolding in real time.
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There's a bobcat staring at me.
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Hey, kitty.
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(soulful opera music)
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Right as I got my masters,
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a project was announced by the local BLM office in Riverside
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that this woman, Dr. Kristin Berry, was starting
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a desert tortoise population monitoring project.
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I was the one that set up the studies
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and laid out these plots
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so that they could be revisited over time.
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Tim Fields, he would make himself a long gown
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but he had no shorts on underneath.
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He was one of the field people and he was one of the best.
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And he's above even the best in finding babies.
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They genuinely have a joie de vivre.
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They live life passionately.
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They are thought of as gentle, slow-moving
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kind of dumb creatures.
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They're not dumb.
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They can't be dumb and make it where they make it.
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(movie projector clicking)
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The desert tortoise has been in trouble
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since the 1930s.
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(moody guitar music)
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So we'll do north-south.
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That'll establish the two corners, and then we'll just,
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it's just up and down like that.
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We have loss of habitat,
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the deaths of animals from roads and vehicles, disease.
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And then of course there's climate change.
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Every time we came back,
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every four years it was a 50?cline in numbers.
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Bottomed out at 35 tortoises, something like that,
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40 tortoises, it was terrible.
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Oh buddy, that's not so good.
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It was really hard as a human being
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who also loved these creatures
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to go out and spend months just picking up dead tortoises.
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95.
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I could no longer be passive about this
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and simply watch the end of the show.
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(eerie atmospheric music)
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I focused on the raven as an idea
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simply because it seemed like a manageable threat.
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As human population has risen in the desert
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there's a fairly simple mathematical relationship.
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More humans equals more ravens equals fewer tortoises.
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(ravens croaking and calling)
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There aren't that many tortoises left.
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They're like caviar for ravens.
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It's another day in Raven Town.
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There's a group of about five ravens right here.
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So there's one right there, yeah.
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Oh, there's a whole shit load in there,
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and here comes another one in here.
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These ravens will know which restaurants are sloppy
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about closing the dumpster,
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which dumpsters are more likely to be opened up by the wind,
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all of these sorts of patterns.
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So you're dealing with a genius animal
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that is also an omnivore.
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I'm starting to see 'em come in
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in this alley right in front of us.
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(counter clicking)
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The lowest count I've ever had I think is 1500.
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So what we've done is we've imported ravens
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right through excellent tortoise habitat.
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I'm looking for, yeah, here's a good one.
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This is very typical,
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which is punching through the plastron,
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which is the underside of the shell
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to remove the internal organs
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and maybe eat the meat, or not.
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Takes 'em five to 10 years, minimum,
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to get to the point where they can resist
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the attack of a raven, but during that time,
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the odds of them avoiding detection by a raven
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are functionally zero.
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(wind whistling)
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All right, Frank.
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It's not ready for prime time,
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but it certainly is ready for testing.
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The antithesis of the depressed conservation biologist
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is the engineer, because now they have all these new tools
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and they're going "We can do anything."
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(ominous guitar music)
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Savvy technologists are expensive, frankly.
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And I meet this crazy kid, Frank Guercio,
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a high school kid who turns out to be kind of a genius.
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You know, grow up, you watch James Bond,
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and you watch all these tech guys build tools for spies,
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and now I'm Q.
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This is our prototype laser.
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We call this the Blast-o-lux.
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For whatever reason, ravens hate green.
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Someone may as well have started a bar fight amongst them.
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Many times they disperse and don't come back.
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Ravens are arguably the most intelligent birds
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on the planet, and arguably more intelligent
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than we are in certain respects.
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They operate on a lot of the same circuits that we do
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in terms of our opportunism, our ability to innovate.
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We just have to change the cost-benefit ratio
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inside the bird's head,
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so that it chooses somewhere different,
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away from tortoise habitat.
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We can do it without killing the birds.
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The way I think about it is,
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a bird educated by Hardshell Labs
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is more valuable than a dead bird,
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because they are very social creatures
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and because they watch each other.
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There, you got him.
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There they went.
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(Tim and Frank laughing)
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It's so clear when you hit 'em.
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And then there's the social effect of like,
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oh, everybody's panicking, I better panic too.
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It's so wonderful.
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The laser worked really well.
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That fired me up.
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I parked here,
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and I just had this feeling going in,
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there's a raven nest in here.
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Welcome to the millennial starter home, boys.
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Yes.
(laughter)
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It's a bit of a fixer upper.
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There it is.
Awesome.
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Raven nest.
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This is that borescope we were talking about.
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Raise it somewhat.
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There.
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There's the nest cup right there.
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(liquid squirting)
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Remote egg oiling is a way of changing their numbers.
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Their babies don't hatch, they don't have as many babies.
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Already we have evidence
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that they're abandoning those areas.
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(truck roaring past)
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This will be so thrilling if there are
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a good number of eggs in there.
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I've been wanting this nest for a long time.
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Yep, four eggs.
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Okay.
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(trucks roaring)
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Ah, the din of the 21st century.
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What a setting to oil eggs.
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Can we alter their numbers?
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Can we alter their distribution,
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or can we alter their behavior?
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And they'll probably all come into play.
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The driving force behind this project is aversive training.
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The raven comes in, flips it over.
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For whatever reason, artificial grape flavoring
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drives birds crazy, including ravens.
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On the inside we have a bladder
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which acts like a pepper spray.
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That means it's going to arm.
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(electronic beep)
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That one's primed and ready to go,
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so if you turned it on right now and waited to three,
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it would explode it all over us.
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If a certain number of ravens
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have the bad experience with the Techno-tort
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we should see a reduction in the frequency of attacks.
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(electronic tone)
Three.
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Don't touch it, 'cause it'll go off.
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(brisk rhythmic music)
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The idea is just to make the haunted landscape
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where there's just no relief from the surprises,
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and all the surprises are bad.
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(intense drum and cymbals)
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They're such funny animals.
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The look-
I know.
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Straight back at the camera, is great.
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It's like, do you get this?
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I don't get this.
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This was the guy who just was like, would not give it up.
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You know, maybe they're a mated pair and she's just going,
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"Charlie, you're a fool.
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It ain't worth it.
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I'm going off to the McDonald's dumpster."
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(Tim and Frank laughing)
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We're sitting in a space that three months
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from now is gonna have a hundred printers,
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filament production lines, resin printers,
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CNC machines, laser cutters, anything and everything
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that can be used to solve the problem.
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(emotive guitar music)
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Do these things work?
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Can we do this?
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We already think we're having a positive effect.
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The attack rate is significantly lower
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that you can pick it up in the data.
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Very cautious optimism is how I feel.
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After a lifetime of observing this thing
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that was falling apart,
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the work we're doing has injected an element of hope.
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The promised land, my baby tortoises.
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May you grow and prosper.
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(uplifting guitar music)
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My heart is beating fast for this little tortoise.
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I love finding little turtles.
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All of these tortoises have huge growth rates this year.
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It's been a very productive year.
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I like humans well enough, but we have flaws (chuckles),
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and I don't learn as much from other human beings
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as I do from tortoises, they're just my best teachers.
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The desert tortoise is one example
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of a species that are suffering from
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the way humans are doing business in the world.
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But this is a global phenomenon.
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We have thrown the world ecosystem
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so far outta whack that if we don't put our hands
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on those ecological levers, letting nature take it course
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is gonna be really bad for us as well.
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Look at that face.
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He's slightly awake, but very sleepy.
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If we don't want a really lonely planet
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that's just us and ravens and rats and cockroaches,
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we have a whole ton of work to do.
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(wings fluttering)
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(ladder clanking)
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Oh, it's gonna be great, ah, it's just spectacular.
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Hi cows.
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Look at all these birds eating the grain.
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I have this little human life.
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I'm just one of these human sparks,
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we're all just like phew, we're gone like that.
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This seems like a reasonable way to spend my golden years.
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(cows mooing)
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(Tim imitating cow)
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Three, two, one.
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(ravens crowing)
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Ta-da!
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People started building cathedrals knowing
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this thing isn't gonna be done for 200 years.
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I'm laying bricks here.
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I'm never gonna see the finished product.
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I'm gonna be recycled into creosote bush
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by the time any of this pays off.
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So I kind of feel like one of those cathedral builders,
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it's just like, lay some bricks.
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But, it's alright being a brick layer.
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(wind whooshing)
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(ethereal atmospheric music)
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(wind blowing)